Total Medals Earned: 2,762 (From 402 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,415 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Beat the Blue Guy in 8 level
Beat the Fire Guy in 14 level
Beat the Evil Cookie in 21 level
Medals Earned: 9/9 (155/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Get a score of 300
Get 50m away from the laser
Get a score of 999
Get 128m away from the laser
Master the use of the Scroll Lock key (score of 1500)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (285/485 points)
Destroy a large number of buildings on the earth level!
Destroy a large number of asteroids!
Defeat the first level
Defeat the invaders boss without being damaged
Destroy a larger number of asteroids!
Defeat the third level!
Defeat the second level
Defeat the fourth level
Defeat Feldor without being damaged
Defeat Earth without colliding against any buildings
Medals Earned: 1/46 (5/490 points)
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Use your Second Wind!
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 8/15 (140/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Beat first 3 levels
Beat first 6 levels
Beat first 12 levels
Beat all 24 levels